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Bottomless Grimace Shakes - 5x7

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Cryptic Mini #000000119:   "Bottomless Grimace Shakes" difficulty level: why are you looking at me like that aaand we're back! thank you for your patience. as a reward, here is a frustrating and tricksy puzzle that you must solve. enjoy!

Broadcast News for Animals - 5x9

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Cryptic Mini #000000118:   "Broadcast News for Animals" difficulty level: did iiii do that? whoops! so i didn't upload a new puzz two weeks ago because, well, according to my publicist: "i just plain forgot" (i'm firing this publicist).

Banshee Attacked Dinosaur - 7x7

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Cryptic Mini #000000117:   "Banshee Attacked Dinosaur" difficulty level: πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ why do I always write these after midnight, when all my joke juice has been depleted? the answer: [write punchline here]

i stan being sus - 5x7

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Cryptic Mini #000000116:   "i stan being sus" difficulty level: πŸ™ƒ once again, two sweepy for jowkes. hope u like puzz :) Fullscreen Solver Built by Bob Weisz with the cross word generator from Amuse Labs

Ross Perot Playing League of Legends - 5x7

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Cryptic Mini #000000115:   "Ross Perot Playing League of Legends" difficulty level: yes. too sweepy for jowkes. enjoy the puzz!

Drinks All Around -- my first variety!

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Variety puzzle!   "Drinks All Around" Ahoy, fellow sickos! We here at the cryptic midi factory have been working overtime to get you this very special treat β€” our very first variety . It was made specifically for last night's Bewilderingly stream, where I appeared with editors Momes 'n' Dob to promote our new outlet Cryptic Crossweird . (submissions are open!)

Shouting "Clues!" - 5x9

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Cryptic Mini #000000114:   "Shouting 'Clues!'" difficulty level: ask me later Happy Palentine's Day! This cryptic has nothing to do with it, this is just a reminder to tell your friends you love them.