Posts

Seductive In A Cute Way - 5x11

Image
Cryptic Mini #000000120:   "Seductive In A Cute Way" difficulty level: [redacted] I had a whole month to come up with a fun intro to this puzzle, and... here it is!

Bottomless Grimace Shakes - 5x7

Image
Cryptic Mini #000000119:   "Bottomless Grimace Shakes" difficulty level: why are you looking at me like that aaand we're back! thank you for your patience. as a reward, here is a frustrating and tricksy puzzle that you must solve. enjoy!

Broadcast News for Animals - 5x9

Image
Cryptic Mini #000000118:   "Broadcast News for Animals" difficulty level: did iiii do that? whoops! so i didn't upload a new puzz two weeks ago because, well, according to my publicist: "i just plain forgot" (i'm firing this publicist).

Banshee Attacked Dinosaur - 7x7

Image
Cryptic Mini #000000117:   "Banshee Attacked Dinosaur" difficulty level: 😶‍🌫️ why do I always write these after midnight, when all my joke juice has been depleted? the answer: [write punchline here]

i stan being sus - 5x7

Image
Cryptic Mini #000000116:   "i stan being sus" difficulty level: 🙃 once again, two sweepy for jowkes. hope u like puzz :) Fullscreen Solver Built by Bob Weisz with the cross word generator from Amuse Labs

Ross Perot Playing League of Legends - 5x7

Image
Cryptic Mini #000000115:   "Ross Perot Playing League of Legends" difficulty level: yes. too sweepy for jowkes. enjoy the puzz!

Drinks All Around -- my first variety!

Image
Variety puzzle!   "Drinks All Around" Ahoy, fellow sickos! We here at the cryptic midi factory have been working overtime to get you this very special treat — our very first variety . It was made specifically for last night's Bewilderingly stream, where I appeared with editors Momes 'n' Dob to promote our new outlet Cryptic Crossweird . (submissions are open!)