Tales from the Cryptic

Cryptic Mini #000000119:   "Bottomless Grimace Shakes" difficulty level: why are you looking at me like that aaand we're back! thank you for your patience. as a reward, here is a frustrating and tricksy puzzle that you must solve. enjoy!

Cryptic Mini #000000118:   "Broadcast News for Animals" difficulty level: did iiii do that? whoops! so i didn't upload a new puzz two weeks ago because, well, according to my publicist: "i just plain forgot" (i'm firing this publicist).

Cryptic Mini #000000117:   "Banshee Attacked Dinosaur" difficulty level: 😶‍🌫️ why do I always write these after midnight, when all my joke juice has been depleted? the answer: [write punchline here]

Cryptic Mini #000000116:   "i stan being sus" difficulty level: 🙃 once again, two sweepy for jowkes. hope u like puzz :) Fullscreen Solver Built by Bob Weisz with the cross word generator from Amuse Labs

Cryptic Mini #000000115:   "Ross Perot Playing League of Legends" difficulty level: yes. too sweepy for jowkes. enjoy the puzz!

Variety puzzle!   "Drinks All Around" Ahoy, fellow sickos! We here at the cryptic midi factory have been working overtime to get you this very special treat — our very first variety . It was made specifically for last night's Bewilderingly stream, where I appeared with editors Momes 'n' Dob to promote our new outlet Cryptic Crossweird . (submissions are open!)

Cryptic Mini #000000114:   "Shouting 'Clues!'" difficulty level: ask me later Happy Palentine's Day! This cryptic has nothing to do with it, this is just a reminder to tell your friends you love them.