Tales from the Cryptic

Cryptic Mini #000000123:   "Ashtray, Pie, and Gelatin" difficulty level: my controller's broken Hello cryptic sickos! Hope everyone is having a good Seasonal Affective Disorder. Most doctors say the best cure is a weird, frustrating little puzzle. So take two and call me in the morning! (though I only have one, and please don't ever call me)

Cryptic Mini #000000118:   "Broadcast News for Animals" difficulty level: did iiii do that? whoops! so i didn't upload a new puzz two weeks ago because, well, according to my publicist: "i just plain forgot" (i'm firing this publicist).

Cryptic Mini #000000114:   "Shouting 'Clues!'" difficulty level: ask me later Happy Palentine's Day! This cryptic has nothing to do with it, this is just a reminder to tell your friends you love them.

Cryptic Mini #000000113:   "Father Bupkis" difficulty level: what're you lookin at me for? Three down... 999,999,886 to go!

Cryptic Mini #000000107:   "You Fill An Emptiness Inside Me" difficulty level: don't say I didn't warn you (I didn't) Happy Halloween! we had a mix-up here at the Cryptic Mini Factory, so today we're putting out all tricks, no treats. jk, that's every day!! hope you """enjoy"""... *crypt(ic) keeper laugh*

Cryptic Mini #000000105:   " Upstanding Figure is Biased " difficulty level: let me know My copywritre is takin gthe week off so this sentense is all i can must er

Cryptic Mini #000000078:   "Sadism Is Seductive" obscuration level: 🌓 (solve with one eye open) Hello again! It is I, your friendly neighborhood cryptic deliveryman. Here's your weekly delivery of one (1) cryptic mini. Thanks for leaving me the empties! See you next week :) *creeps into the darkness, cackling*

Cryptic Mini #000000075:   "Ewok Clothing" obscuration level: 🌔 (oh, you'll be fine) wow, a 5x9? in this economy?? you better believe it, buster! we do it all here at Cryptic Sickos Anonymous the Very Normal Cryptic Factory. enjoy!

Cryptic Mini #000000044:   "Like Satan Under a Full Moon" obscuration level: 🌓 (right under your nose & right over your head) Happy solstice! To celebrate, here's Satan under a full moon. Wish I could've made it a 🌕 but the Satan on my shoulder dragged it into the darkness.