Tales from the Cryptic

Cryptic Mini #000000125:   "Chicken Grabbing Your Ass" difficulty level: ctrl-alt-delete hello sickos! happy Equinox, Ostara, Nowruz, and of course, National Ravioli Day. in honor of all of these events, I present: a cryptic midi that has nothing to do with any of them! Enjoy!

"Pet Dragon" Ahoy! Long time no see. I hope the interminable chaos of daily life has been treating you well. If not, hopefully this special treat will ease every single one of your woes!

Cryptic Mini #000000106:   "Matter vs Chaos: Everyone is Irrelevant" ~~~NSFW~~~ difficulty level: forgive me I assembled this puzzle awhile back, but thought it was too blue to publish. But this week I was swamped and couldn't make a freshie, so I pulled this one out of the depths (truly). Needless to say it's NSFW! Unless you work at the Cryptic Mini Factory...

Cryptic Mini #000000103:   "Pupusas Were For Monarchs" difficulty level: oh, you know... I'm back from the woods! It's nice to see the cryptic mini factory hasn't completely fallen apart. unless....?

Cryptic Mini #000000102:   "More Than Penniless" difficulty level: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This week I'm deep in the woods (not a euphemism... or is it?), so please send all complaints to... the woods. 🏕️

Cryptic Mini #000000089:   "Her Toes Are Kinky" obscuration level: 🌔 (just a toenail of darkness) Brought you another tall boy from the corner store. Enjoy!

Cryptic Mini #000000078:   "Where The Devil Is Satan?" obscuration level: 🌑 (good luck have fun 😈) This grid contains one of my favorite clues I've ever written. To celebrate, here's my first *vertical* grid! Why is that important? It's not, I just thought it looked neat. (or did I...? 😈)

Cryptic Mini #000000064:   "A Bunny Rabbit's Butt" obscuration level: 🌓 (goin' dutch) This puzzle has a couple clues related to Halloween, and a few related to *doin' it*. Spooky + Sexy... aka Pumpkin Spice! Happy H🎃ll🎃w🔥🔥n!

Cryptic Mini #000000058:   "Old Men Replacing One Direction" obscuration level: 🌒 (almost full, still some room for dessert) Some of these clues came together so nicely that I don't think I was involved. This was some divine intervention. send all compliments to The Cryptic Fairy!

Cryptic Mini #000000055:   "Plastic Bag Video" obscuration level: 🌒 (bring slightly less glowsticks) I can't get enough of these oblong grids! Having a lot of fun with the varying word lengths. I tried to make this one easier, but found too many devilish tricks to pull 😈. Hope it makes you laugh more than it makes you wince!

Cryptic Mini #000000053:   "Chalice of Madness" obscuration level: 🌔 (lightly tinted, like transition lenses inside) Another oblongie, and another 🌔ie! Hope it suits your weekend well :)

Cryptic Mini #000000051:   "Dumb and Anachronistic" obscuration level: 🌓 (goldilocks would be proud) allo again! Another oblongy guy for ya. I'm traveling right now so had to rush this grid a bit. Hope it's not too rough! Remember to take a lot of breaks and drink plenty of water 🌊