Tales from the Cryptic

Okay cryptic sickos, plug your ears: this puzzle is *not* cryptic. But it's still devious as shit!

Cryptic Mini #000000124:   "Stealing Disney's Head" difficulty level: am i the baddie? Hello! It's been a long-ass time, so here's a long-ass grid.

hello! as sad as I am that the weekly Browser cryptic is no more, the one silver lining is now I can freely distribute my archives! So here are *all seven* of the puzzles I wrote for them.

Cryptic Mini #000000123:   "Ashtray, Pie, and Gelatin" difficulty level: my controller's broken Hello cryptic sickos! Hope everyone is having a good Seasonal Affective Disorder. Most doctors say the best cure is a weird, frustrating little puzzle. So take two and call me in the morning! (though I only have one, and please don't ever call me)

Cryptic Mini #000000122:   "Get The Hell Out Of Coachella" difficulty level: mamma mia! Hi! I didn't forget about you! I just have ADHD... which means I forgot about you. But then I remembered! So here we are.

a banner couple of weeks for me! my third published cryptic of October just dropped on AVCX ! sorry it's yet another puzz behind a paywall, but I promise I'll upload another classic Tale from the Cryptic soon! enjoy!

"Cool Flip Trick" Did I ever mention that I co-run a cryptic venue? It's called Cryptic Crossweird , which I formed in January with Momes and Dob of the Twitch stream CrossweirdTV . We pay constructors for mid-size cryptics and publish them twice a month ( submissions are open! ).