Tales from the Cryptic

Cryptic Mini #000000127:   "God's Answer to 'No Way!'" difficulty level: i'm getting too old for this shit Hello there! Back to the actual-mini-sized grind with this 5x7. Also trying out a new embedded solver from Puzzmo's Workshop — still in beta, plz let me know about any issues! Sadly this does mean the completion sound won't automatically play, but you can click the link that pops up. Oh also this means the return of Hints! Enjoy :) Download .puz file Direct Link

Cryptic Mini #000000126:   "Tie Men Up" difficulty level: scoville wishes Remember when I said I had more 17-letter answers I wanted to put in a grid ? Well, I started to make that puzzle, then realized I had some 18s that were even better! Mwahahaha

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Cryptic Mini #000000125:   "Chicken Grabbing Your Ass" difficulty level: ctrl-alt-delete hello sickos! happy Equinox, Ostara, Nowruz, and of course, National Ravioli Day. in honor of all of these events, I present: a cryptic midi that has nothing to do with any of them! Enjoy!

Okay cryptic sickos, plug your ears: this puzzle is *not* cryptic. But it's still devious as shit!

Cryptic Mini #000000124:   "Stealing Disney's Head" difficulty level: am i the baddie? Hello! It's been a long-ass time, so here's a long-ass grid.

hello! as sad as I am that the weekly Browser cryptic is no more, the one silver lining is now I can freely distribute my archives! So here are *all seven* of the puzzles I wrote for them.