Tales from the Cryptic

Cryptic Mini #000000126:   "Tie Men Up" difficulty level: scoville wishes Remember when I said I had more 17-letter answers I wanted to put in a grid ? Well, I started to make that puzzle, then realized I had some 18s that were even better! Mwahahaha

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Cryptic Mini #000000125:   "Chicken Grabbing Your Ass" difficulty level: ctrl-alt-delete hello sickos! happy Equinox, Ostara, Nowruz, and of course, National Ravioli Day. in honor of all of these events, I present: a cryptic midi that has nothing to do with any of them! Enjoy!

Okay cryptic sickos, plug your ears: this puzzle is *not* cryptic. But it's still devious as shit!

Cryptic Mini #000000124:   "Stealing Disney's Head" difficulty level: am i the baddie? Hello! It's been a long-ass time, so here's a long-ass grid.

hello! as sad as I am that the weekly Browser cryptic is no more, the one silver lining is now I can freely distribute my archives! So here are *all seven* of the puzzles I wrote for them.

Cryptic Mini #000000123:   "Ashtray, Pie, and Gelatin" difficulty level: my controller's broken Hello cryptic sickos! Hope everyone is having a good Seasonal Affective Disorder. Most doctors say the best cure is a weird, frustrating little puzzle. So take two and call me in the morning! (though I only have one, and please don't ever call me)