Tales from the Cryptic

Cryptic Mini #000000060:   "Kosher Sector" obscuration level: 🌔 (10% spooky) Yes, you guessed right, the clue for 3-Down is part of an extended Spaceballs fanfic ARG that I've been crafting for the past 20 years. To move to the next stage, you must assemble all the hints, which will be peppered throughout the rest of this blog's 999,999,940 puzzles. Happy hunting!

Cryptic Mini #000000059:   "3D Film" obscuration level: 🌒 (your eyes will adjust eventually) Haven't done a 5x5 in awhile, so I thought I'd give you one with some tang (man, I *wish* I could serve you some Tang with this puzz, but alas... I just ran out). Smacznego!

Cryptic Mini #000000058:   "Old Men Replacing One Direction" obscuration level: 🌒 (almost full, still some room for dessert) Some of these clues came together so nicely that I don't think I was involved. This was some divine intervention. send all compliments to The Cryptic Fairy!

Cryptic Mini #000000057:   "Electro House" obscuration level: 🌓 (harvey-dent-ass moon) I love making cryptics! Not much else to say today lol. Enjoy!

Cryptic Mini #000000056:   "I stress out Mary-Kate and Ashley" obscuration level: 🌔 (bring one glow stick) The Olsen Twins, Bill & Ted, Hole, Luigi's Mansion... I guess the secret theme this week is "millennial pop culture"? yadda yadda Clueless pun.... 💅

Cryptic Mini #000000055:   "Plastic Bag Video" obscuration level: 🌒 (bring slightly less glowsticks) I can't get enough of these oblong grids! Having a lot of fun with the varying word lengths. I tried to make this one easier, but found too many devilish tricks to pull 😈. Hope it makes you laugh more than it makes you wince!

Cryptic Mini #000000054:   "Beef Focus Group" obscuration level: 🌑 (bring plenty of glowsticks) A real doozy today, for all you true cryptic sickos out there. Hopefully the 3-letter answers will give you a foothold or two. Send any and all complaints to the comments section! 😈