In a Bro-y Way - 5x5 🌕

Cryptic Mini #000000032: 

"In a Bro-y Way"

obscuration level: 🌕 (merry hump day)

A quick lil snap today... but sometimes snaps are fun, right? Like when they're part of a complicated handshake. And really, isn't that what a cryptic puzzle is? A complicated handshake between solver and constructor? Most scholars might disagree, but in this essay I will argue...