Drinks All Around -- my first variety!

Variety puzzle! "Drinks All Around" Ahoy, fellow sickos! We here at the cryptic midi factory have been working overtime to get you this very special treat — our very first variety . It was made specifically for last night's Bewilderingly stream, where I appeared with editors Momes 'n' Dob to promote our new outlet Cryptic Crossweird . (submissions are open!)